Wondering the difference between a satchel and a purse? You probably will never get your a— beat by an angry Russian army veteran for calling his purse a satchel, a crucial distinction a group of taunting dudebros recently learned the hard way.

Four Russian men decided to pick on the wrong guy during a recent trip to the convenience store, allegedly harassing a former serviceman about his feminine bag while loitering near the checkout counter.

Though it’s unclear what was actually said during this fateful interaction — the footage, which appears to have been captured on a security camera, has no audio — it’s clear whatever it was could most definitely be classified as “fightin’ words,” the angry veteran proceeding to dole out the smackdown of a lifetime to his fellow customers.

After several moments of punching, kicking, and chair smacking that would bring a tear of pride to Hulk Hogan’s eye, the vet appeared to reach some semblance of common ground with one of his antagonists, their pair offering each other a firm handshake.

So take it from these bruised Russians — be careful whose satchel you dare to call a handbag.